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So I was more drawn to the ones that liked to sky dive, or liked to ski, or play lacrosse.

[Maybe] they had a dog."Of course, the goal of this experiment was ridiculously, impossibly aspirational.

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While these articles were practically verbatim copies of each other, one claimed that the incident took place in New Jersey while the other reported that the tragic event had occurred in North Carolina: A New Jersey grandmother of 8 and recovering drug addict, is now in custody after she allegedly ate her daughter’s newborn baby.

So I did what any solo twenty-something guy would do: I installed Tinder on my mom’s phone and asked her to find me a date. It's a warm late-summer night in New York's West Village, and I'm on my way to rendezvous with a woman I met on the Internet.

Or, more accurately, a stranger my mom met when she was pretending to be me on her phone.

(We met in person and then reconnected via Twitter DM, a romantic device my mom is definitely not yet familiar with.) We don't live in the same place, and we aren't dating, though we try to see each other when we can.

We're good where we are, and happy not to define it.

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